Spoonerisms
I like spoonerisms. Here are some of my favourites. More will be added as and when they occur to me.
| Junk mail | Monk Jail |
| Pushbike | Bush pike |
| Chicken seasoning | Sick 'n' Cheesening |
| Pop tarts | Top parts |
| Popcorn | Cop porn |
| Networks | Wet norks |
| Take your word | Wake your turd |
| Taking a shit | Shaking a tit |
